fill me in, I've been gone a week. which one of you is in charge of taking the daily meeting minutes?

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10/22/2019 at 09:15 • Filed to: None

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I was on a boat!

*crosses fingers* dear god I hope I didn’t get any action items from oppositelock daily team meeting

I WAS on a boat, but not THIS boat. this is just some other floating hotel spewing pollutants into the environs so as to commute some fatties to pretty beaches

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I was on this boat!

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ok, again, not SPECIFICALLY this boat, but the big boat these boats were attached to

I drove a rental car, so this is oppo related.

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RENTAL CAR REVIEW: attractive VAG design, comfortable to drive, had all the seat adjustments and such. except for sideways, the seat and steering wheel are not at all aligned.

had a fancy badge, that I considered prying off for a belt buckle perhaps

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the expected connectivity of a current vehicle. I listened to books, like a NEEEEERD

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and trunk space for 4 large bags

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monkee, you say 4 big bags in the tunk, we only see two.

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three! (we fear not awesome fabrics)

and observe a fourth in purple

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posing these “I wanna go too ” pet shots is hard

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here endeth my trip in review.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > MonkeePuzzle
10/22/2019 at 09:23

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There was a Toyota GT2000 giveaway you missed. Second prize was BMW Z8. Finished off the giveaways with Nissan GT-R

Sorry you missed your chances. 


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > PartyPooper2012
10/22/2019 at 09:27

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sounds about right


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > MonkeePuzzle
10/22/2019 at 09:29

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I was in charge of minutes but I was just playing solitaire and eating all the complimentary bagels.

Where did you guys travel to?


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > MonkeePuzzle
10/22/2019 at 09:35

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I was in NY last week on business, it wasn’t that fun. 


Kinja'd!!! 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > MonkeePuzzle
10/22/2019 at 09:46

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Cars still go vroom.

127 more companies just “announced” their new electric hyper-cars . They all have 2000 horsepower, go 0-60 in 1.9 seconds, can reach 300mph, have a range of 3 miles and totally have funding and research and development cash. Just put down your $4,000,000 deposit and they’ll deliver your car in never years.

The manual transmission is almost dead and most people don’t like wagons as much as we do.

I think SEMA is coming up soon so get ready for one hundred million posts about stupid cars that will end up on craigslist in a few years.

There’s another rumor Chevy making a mid engined Corvette
C8 reviews are out. It’s stupidly fast and will destroy many other sports cars. It understeers slightly and doesn’t cure cancer on the spot so many automotive journalists called it “good but not great”


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > InFierority Complex
10/22/2019 at 09:47

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sounds like you’ve done the mi nutes correctly as to my understanding of how meeting notes are to be taken


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MonkeePuzzle
10/22/2019 at 09:58

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1. Zoiberg is looking at old shitty toyota’s again

2. Someone in Hungry Horse accidentally called 911 on their iPhone

3. ForSweden posted something seemingly political but was really about some college football team.

4. Oppo is now monetized and we are getting one used heater hose clamp for a 1975 pinto per article, but the articles have to be reviewed and approved by the Huffpo prior to publishing. 


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > MonkeePuzzle
10/22/2019 at 09:59

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I was wondering why oppo’s mspaint quantities were low.  


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > MonkeePuzzle
10/22/2019 at 10:00

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I could never get in to books on tape. I find myself zoning out from the book far too quickly.  


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle
10/22/2019 at 10:08

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the seat and steering wheel are not at all aligned.

I hate this.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn
10/22/2019 at 10:31

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for the most part, I’m a two hands on the wheel at all/most times type driver. but I found myself driving with one hand on, because the offset was less noticeable that way.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
10/22/2019 at 10:32

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it certainly has to be the right book, with the right reader


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/22/2019 at 10:53

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I have a few heater hose clamps from my 1961 Ford F100 that I could give away. Some were the wire style that just have a single bent piece of wire with two tabs that stick up, one at each end, overlapping - like a terrible c-clip, only worse.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > MonkeePuzzle
10/22/2019 at 10:54

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m otion to shitpost

p asses unanimously


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > functionoverfashion
10/22/2019 at 11:02

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This is what I am holding out for.

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > MonkeePuzzle
10/23/2019 at 04:14

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did you get food poisoning though?